Well that's a new one...

[bunn]

I just had a call from Calor Gas. They can't find my house.

I am used to delivery firms not being able to find my house, and that is fair enough if they don't often deliver round here.

But Calor *own my gas tank*. They had a guy here the other day checking it wasn't leaking. They have been delivering here every few months for the past howevermany years, and this is the first time they have lost it.

'It's not on the satnav' he says...