Something wrong here...

[bunn]

I went to the garage/Spar (see, I do go to shops sometimes) to get milk. While I was there, I noticed they were selling baked Parma Ham dog bones for £1.99, so I popped one in the basket. Then I went past the meat counter, and noticed they were selling turkey thighs for £1.05.

So I put the (meatless and unappetising) dog bone back and bought a human-grade joint of meat instead. It was received with great rejoicing, though I am a bit worried that the bone was too splintery when she chewed it, so I might try and stick to lamb next time. Poultry is supposed to be OK if not cooked, but...