Google just phoned me up

Apparently I now have a special Google Account Manager. His name is Anton. Just for me, all on my lone!

I feel terribly, terribly important.

I suspect what this really means is that I should review all the spending I manage at Google, cos I must be paying over the odds if it is worth their while to be buttering me up like a toasty scone.

Also, if I am spending so much, why am I so woefully poor? Maybe I should have asked them to get rid of the account manager and pay me commission instead...