In a desperate attempt to avoid extremely boring work, I just did this Mary Sue Litmus Test pretending I was JRRT and the character was Frodo. I made him score 46: "Immediate workover is probably in order".
After much labour and wailing and gnashing of teeth and losing of the paperwork, and finding of the paperwork, and deciding it was ALL WRONG and starting again, the Oldies Club has finally become a registered charity! Yay!