When I rule the world...

it will be a crime punishable by extreme humiliation to use a web browser that is not the latest version, or to program, promote or use any web browser that is not absolutely standard in its rendering of HTML.

There are HUNDREDS of people out there using IE 5! IE 5! The bastards! Would it not, in the long run, be SO much more satisfying and productive to track them down and send assassins to give their computers a good kicking, so they have to either do without or buy a new one?

St George & local telly

There is a big feature on our local TV news about St George's Day, with a special report from Holsworthy. The essence of the report would gladden ladyofastolat's heart, as it basically went: 'what are we doing, why don't we celebrate this more, how come everyone celebrates St Patricks' day, here's what's on this year, let's make more of an effort next year'.

I deduce that there has been even less news than usual, as we also have an extended version of the 'digital photos from our viewers' feature, and an interminable story about a Dartmoor fiddler who has been on an exchange visit with some urban rappers.

A reprise of the famous 'goose that fell in love with a watering can' story cannot be far off, I must try and think if there are any Oldies Club stories I could try and get them to cover since they are clearly short of material.