Manky zombie cat

Perl has had a slightly inflamed eye for several days now, so I took her in to get it checked out today. The vet used a bright yellow-green dye to check for problems. Before, I had a cat with a reddish eye. Now I have an impressive zombielike cat which appears to be leaking green slime. Lovely.

Perl enjoyed visiting the vet, and purred loudly throughout. She seemed to consider it a confirmation of her Very Important status. Fortunately, the problem is not serious and she just needs some eye drops. I am hoping that she will consider eye drops to be another mark of her extreme Importance, and not object to them too strongly.