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I strongly recommend you avoid dropping a laptop on your toes. If you must drop a laptop on your toes, choose a small light one, not a 17" Vaio designed with blade-like sharpened edges and apparently lined with granite. 

Before you ask, YES the bloody laptop is fine! It landed on something soft.  It landed, in fact, at about lunchtime, and the toe still hurts!  Stupid toe. 

This afternoon, I did a homecheck for a Dog Rescue Myth -  the active retired couple with no kids, no pets, home a lot, real dog lovers with a fully enclosed garden, who live in the country with their own land. Every other dog owner who wants to hand a dog in seems to believe that we have an ample supply of these paragons, and I think this is the first time I have ever actually met them. They seem to be real after all, though I do wish there were a lot more of them.

Oh, also, on the topic of dog rescue?  Cesar Milan.  Just NO. I am SICK of dogs bouncing from homes that think they know about dog behaviour because they watched a couple of shows with that self-dramatising little wanker and decide to throw dogs on their backs or diagnose them with aggression that frankly, they have not got.  

Happy New Year all.  I hope the rest of 2012 will be less painful. Now I shall limp slowly and melodramatically away to have a bath. 

Date: 2012-01-01 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inzilbeth-liz.livejournal.com
Ouch! I must admit my first thought would be the laptop!

Yay for perfect homes, but just be sure to unplug the telly!

Date: 2012-01-01 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mcmurphy79.livejournal.com
Sounds like every dogs dream. If only there were more like that.

Date: 2012-01-01 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huinare.livejournal.com
Sorry about your toe, but I hope you new year has started off well aside from that.

(For the sport of laptop-dropping, I recommended the EEE PC, a tiny laptop with the weight and brainpower of a feather. Mine has survived many a fall and never injured me.)

Date: 2012-01-01 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] helflaed.livejournal.com
Owwww! I hope it didn't get your nailbed!

Date: 2012-01-01 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smirnoffmule.livejournal.com
Did you fail them in a contrary fit? I might have been tempted to. Obviously too good to be true.

Sorry to hear about your toe.

Date: 2012-01-01 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Oh, you poor thing - hope the toe recovers soon! And although you are not feeling kindly disposed towards that laptop, at least it is not a broken laptop requiring expensive repair, so maybe your toe has been sacrificed in a good cause...

It's about time I reorganised my house and my life to make room for another dog. Tis several years since my beloved old mutt finally tottered off to the great dog-basket in the sky. And we do have a fully enclosed garden. Trouble is that round here if you don't want to rescue a hyperactive Jack Russell or a disturbed teenage collie, there doesn't seem to be an awful lot of choice! We got rather discouraged and stopped looking. But perhaps I should re-start my search seeing as it's a new year. I feel stupid walking around without a dog!

Date: 2012-01-02 10:18 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bunn.livejournal.com
You would not be alone. I went to visit my dear relatives limping heavily and all of them asked 'was the laptop OK?' :-DDD

Date: 2012-01-02 10:18 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bunn.livejournal.com
too true :-/

Date: 2012-01-02 10:19 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bunn.livejournal.com
That's the perfect laptop for dropping on your toes!

Date: 2012-01-02 10:20 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bunn.livejournal.com
It did :-(

I lay on the ground for some time wailing tragically to myself, it was a sad (if in retrospect, probably rather comic) sight!

Date: 2012-01-02 10:21 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bunn.livejournal.com
I confess, I was quite suspicious! But it all seemed to check out. I guess there had to be ONE home like that out there somewhere!

Date: 2012-01-02 10:31 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bunn.livejournal.com
This is true, it would be much more annoying to have a laptop to repair than a toe, given that laptops are not self-healing.

Ooo! Would you consider an older dog? We have a lot of dogs around the country listed on http://www.oldies.org.uk/ - many of them not hyper JRTS or disturbed collies! (I set up the website and volunteer for the associated rescue).

Or http://www.dogsblog.com/ is a good place to look for younger rescue dogs.

Date: 2012-01-02 11:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puddleshark.livejournal.com
Ouch! Toes may be self-healing, but they can take their sweet time about it... No fun when you have hounds to walk.

Cesar Milan? That four word phrase you used says it all. When you're battling with a long term behavioural problem, having someone say 'Oh, Cesar Milan could sort him out in a few hours!' is not particularly helpful.

Date: 2012-01-02 12:23 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bunn.livejournal.com
Seriously, we keep wondering if we could actually ask people what they think of CM and just refuse to rehome to people who think he has some magic solution.

I think every rescue and behaviourist that I've discussed him with has got at least one nightmare tale of owners who ignore the 'do not try this at home' warnings on his shows and end up seriously messing up their dogs and/or getting bitten (or getting other people, or even worse, children bitten). His emphasis on exercise has some merit, but the 'quick fix' part of it and particularly the manhandling of dogs is just terrible. :-0

Date: 2012-01-02 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Many thanks for the links - off to have a browse now!

Date: 2012-01-02 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] helflaed.livejournal.com
I sympathise- I had a rather nasty experience after dropping amustard pot on my nailbed. I was amazed how much pain such a small thing could cause.

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