Who the hell is this spam aimed at?

[bunn]

"Dear Friend,

How are you, my friend? This is just courteous greetings and follow-up. We wish you and your families happiness and prosperity. And we'd like to enclose price list for our defibrillators FYI. If you are interesting in any of these products, please tell our item name and quantity so that we give you our best prices. We are also wondering if you have any new inquires on other medical equipment?"

The font is Comic Sans

Defibrillators. Defibrillators.

Who buys defibrillators from a wandering internet defibrillator salesman who writes in Comic Sans?

Comments

[topum.livejournal.com]

My response would be "Thanks guys but have you run out of penis enlargement stuff though? I will need to restock soon." My guess is that they have indeed so they just switched to the second thing from the top of the "urgent and important" list, which obviously would be defibrillators (the list obviously is 1. Have a big penis 2. Survive 3...). Makes sense.

[timetiger.livejournal.com]

Well, exactly. I used to get a good deal of spam attempting to sell me Viagra -- I will never know why -- and I spent more time than was good for me pondering the reasons someone would buy it from an unsolicited email in idiosyncratic grammar.

Or perhaps I should say "attempt to buy it." Who knows what if anything what gets for one's money in these situations?

Comic Sans, though. That's a new one.

[anna-wing.livejournal.com]

In the last couple of years my spam shifted dramatically and pretty much completely from, shall we say, lifestyle assistance, both financial and chemical, to management, audit,human resources, risk management and investment-related products.

I expect defibrillators are just around the corner.

[andrewducker]

A wandering defibrillator salesman I -
A thing of of hearts and shocking
Of online technology shopping
And dodgy children's fonts