Amusing spam headlines

[bunn]

Push your banger inside lady

And, most seasonally, given that it's now very definitely spring:
Winter Wonderland - SAVE AN EXTRA 20%!

ETA: and I had to add this one:

While others are boasting of their Sax adventures, practice it!

It is true that prowess at the saxophone or any other instrument is indeed mostly a matter of practice.   I also appreciated the name and email address of the sender: "Lance Pagan"  : <ambiguity95@trustingodamerica.com>

Comments

[ladyofastolat.livejournal.com]

I presume that the first one is missing a comma before, and it's actually an appeal to a lady to move her clapped out car into the garage?

[bunn.livejournal.com]

In the words of ultimate condemnation as used by my grandfather, I fear that the person cited may actually be 'No Lady'. ;-p

[bunn.livejournal.com]

Cited? Mentioned! I have got my Words in a twist. drat.

[jane-somebody.livejournal.com]

"clapped out" may be particularly apposite in this case...