urge to kill... rising, Rising, RISING...

 How long is it till I can have an alcoholic drink of some kind?  Too long! 

Political insight

 I have just received a communication from a local Conservative councillor, who assures me in confident black letters with a photo of David Cameron, that "The Conservatives have put Cornwall at the top of their Priorities!"

I feel the rest of the country should know about this.  After all, I assume that means that all you lot are ranked lower down. :-p