Emmets ahoy

[bunn]

Overheard today:

"OH GOD!!!! NOW THERE's A BULL!!!!"  (very shrill)
"No, it's OK, it's just a cow.  Just walk past" (authoritative, but somewhat nervously)
"Oh, OK a cow?   I'll carry the dog. "

Let's examine the evidence:

Actually he is an absolute gentleman and really one could not hope to meet a nicer bovine.   But really, how could anyone think that is a cow?

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[bunn.livejournal.com]

Yes, very likely, but that makes it all the more entertaining.

I did wonder whether to run after them and bring up the unwisdom of carrying a dog around cows, but I knew this particular pair of beasts are old and not at all interested in trampling dogs. Anyway, I had the hounds with me and they'd already made it quite clear that Fifi with her giant goggling eyes and absurd squashed nose was far too delicately bred to mix with my bunch, which are probably evil, small-dog-killing monsters.