Bleah

[bunn]

Yesterday, I was efficient!  I got up early!  I found a young collie x dalmatian to exhaust the Big Puppy as they ran madly in the lovely sunshine!  I did plenty of work!  I did some work-related reading to help me improve my skills!  I hoovered the house!  I paid bills! I voted in the new Police and Crime Commissioner elections (I am dubious about the creation of these posts, but was able to find a candidate that I felt was worth voting for, so did).  

Today, I overslept, got up to find a cat had pooed on the floor and a magpie had stolen the milk, and that the weather was cold and wet and foggy.   I then dropped my cafetiere on the floor, breaking it comprehensively, and cut myself on the pieces when picking them up.  I bled everywhere, and discovered that I had at some point broken my emergency backup cafetiere and therefore would have to drink coffee out of coffee bags.   I am now overdue to walk the dogs and am instead sitting here livejournalling.

Here are photos of flying dogs from yesterday.  Yesterday was in every way superior to today: can I please re-order a yesterday? 

Comments

[ozisim.livejournal.com]

...but would you truly appreciate the yesterdays if you never got any todays?

[bunn.livejournal.com]

Ooh, very deep :-p I dunno, I'm prepared to try it! :-D

[lil-shepherd.livejournal.com]

Happy dogs!

[bunn.livejournal.com]

Very happy indeed!

[seascribe.livejournal.com]

I am rather curious about how a magpie had managed to steal the milk?

Lovely, rather terrifying pictures of the dogs, though, and I hope tomorrow is an improvement!

[bunn.livejournal.com]

Well, he didn't steal *all* the milk. Milk arrives on the doorstep in milkbottles, and if you aren't quick, the magpie arrives shortly afterwards and sticks his beak through the foil top to drink as much as he can reach. He leaves the rest of the bottle, but I feel it's a bit insanitary to have magpie-beak in your milk, so I tend to pour the rest away.

It's still very grey here!

[motetus.livejournal.com]

Obviously this is what happens when you're too efficient. Efficiency in moderation!

I do like your photos of flying dogs, but I'm slightly relieved that the internet is not in 3D just yet.

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

What they said (on all counts, I think!)

[bunn.livejournal.com]

BOING! FLYING DOG IN YOUR FACE!

Az moves so slowly now he is 14 that there is plenty of time to step aside. I'm slightly surprised he can still get airborne.

[inzilbeth-liz.livejournal.com]

I love seeing your dogs run!

[bunn.livejournal.com]

It's really the main thing they are good at :-D

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

Wow, check out HOVER AZ.

[bunn.livejournal.com]

He is Hover Az - he doesn't exactly move fast nowadays, but somehow he still manages to get off the ground!

[huinare.livejournal.com]

Well, if you average out Yesterday and Today you have one nice regular day?

[bunn.livejournal.com]

If only it were possible to average out days like that. You could have a really dire day and then deliberately spend the next day seeking out awesomeness. Actually, maybe that IS a plan.

[huinare.livejournal.com]

You may be on to something there. Go forth and seek awesomeness!

[thecatsamuel.livejournal.com]

I have a theory it is easier to get up and be efficient on nice days so you can cheerfully blame the weather.

And good days are always a good thing.

[chainmailmaiden]

Our class instructor had a day like that on the same day too and had a special power point slide to tell us it was going to be one of those days. His trauma started when he got out of his car and realised he'd put on black shoes with brown trousers... This seemed to be a major fashion faux pas as far as he was concerned and the day was doomed from then on. Personally I think your day was far more 'one of those days' than his!

Az looks like he's having such fun, he really can move for such an old gentleman :-)

[endlessrarities.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Great photos!