Election Leaflets!!!
May. 1st, 2014 12:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I love election leaflets. We've just had our first one arrive for the European elections. It's a LibDem one.
According to the leaflet, the LibDems are against Paedophiles and Organised Crime, and for Protecting Local Jobs. They are also in favour of Real Jobs for Real People (not like those fake people that the other parties are all about) and Making the EU Work Better For You. Those are the headline things. From the paragraph text, they also seem to be fans of Big Piles of EU Cash For All.
In subliminal messaging, all the people in the photos are white, and all look over forty. Most are male, although three are women (one lady appears three times! She must be important.) The other two women are Back of a Head, and Face Obscured By Flyer. The LibDem team have a photo of themselves taken with the Britannia Inn in Saltash (that's the one with a giant Union Jack painted across the entire building). They get a gold star for putting my name and full address on the leaflet, all spelt correctly. They clearly enjoy wearing hi vis jackets in either yellow OR orange.
I am looking forward excitedly to the promises of other parties, delivered in digestible leaflet form.
According to the leaflet, the LibDems are against Paedophiles and Organised Crime, and for Protecting Local Jobs. They are also in favour of Real Jobs for Real People (not like those fake people that the other parties are all about) and Making the EU Work Better For You. Those are the headline things. From the paragraph text, they also seem to be fans of Big Piles of EU Cash For All.
In subliminal messaging, all the people in the photos are white, and all look over forty. Most are male, although three are women (one lady appears three times! She must be important.) The other two women are Back of a Head, and Face Obscured By Flyer. The LibDem team have a photo of themselves taken with the Britannia Inn in Saltash (that's the one with a giant Union Jack painted across the entire building). They get a gold star for putting my name and full address on the leaflet, all spelt correctly. They clearly enjoy wearing hi vis jackets in either yellow OR orange.
I am looking forward excitedly to the promises of other parties, delivered in digestible leaflet form.
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Date: 2014-05-01 12:12 pm (UTC)Racists...
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Date: 2014-05-01 01:57 pm (UTC)I'm waiting to see if I get any other parties posed with the Britannia Inn, if perhaps there is a pan-party Ginormoflag Requirement...
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Date: 2014-05-02 11:15 am (UTC)I think I should stop now. I am suddenly horribly, horribly afraid that somewhere in the wilds of the internet, election campaign slash fanfic is indeed a thing. I don't dare check.
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Date: 2014-05-02 11:24 am (UTC)Prospective LibDem MEP Slash seems less likely, but of course now you've raised the possibility, Rule 34 comes into play. :-D
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Date: 2014-05-02 08:03 am (UTC)Yup, not had a Better Together one yet. Not that it would make much difference...
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