Ummm... really? REALLY?

[bunn]

Just saw this posted by a local hotel, bragging about the themed wedding they are about to host.


I wish the weddees well, but... a Game of Thrones wedding? Really?  That's... brave...   I hope nobody gets their throat slit and bleeds on the white tablecloths, that's all I'm saying.

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[philmophlegm.livejournal.com]

If the band starts playing 'The Rains of Castamere', I'd be out the window...

[adaese.livejournal.com]

Weddings these days are clearly much less staid than in our day. So much so, they're having to recruit extra staff at the cemeteries:
http://www.arnosvale.org.uk/latest-news/715-part-time-duty-manager-vacancy

[bunn.livejournal.com]

Oh, I SO feel for the poor soul forced to come up with a slogan for that place... "A place to remember" indeed! :-D

[helflaed.livejournal.com]

Meh- rinse them in cold water and wash them at 30 degrees and the stains will come right out...

[bunn.livejournal.com]

I shall just call you 'Helflaed Frey'.... :-P

Though really given the carnage and the fact that things seem to clean up pretty well, they must have some pretty refined approaches to bloodstain removal in Westeros.

[ladyofastolat.livejournal.com]

If I was a guest, I think I'd only REALLY worry if I was placed at the Stark table...

[bunn.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I'd feel too confident on the Lannister table either.

Not sure I'd feel entirely happy among the Freys or Boltons either, you'd definitely be looking sideways at the other people on the table! :-D

[ladyofastolat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but at least if I was at the Lannister, Frey or Bolton table, I'd feel hope that when the... unpleasantness erupted, my table-mates would be amongst the perpetrators. Hopefully they'd remember how we'd bonded over our shared confusion about how to eat quail's eggs, and spare me.

[chainmailmaiden]

Oh I don't know, I think there'd be so much fun to be had organising a wedding like that :-D

[bunn.livejournal.com]

I can just see you: "Now, are the hidden daggers in place on the Frey table? Make sure the Starks have plenty of bread, the starch will slow them down." :-D

[chainmailmaiden]

Oh yes! & Tailored favours for the tables. Bags of chocolate gold coins for the Lannisters, miniatures of Stag's Breath liqueur for the Baratheons and a surprise bottle labeled "Tears of Lys" hidden in someone's napkin. You could almost do the whole thing as a murder mystery dinner. Be far more fun than the standard dinner then disco, which seems to be the standard formula today.

[lindahoyland.livejournal.com]

LOL. Maybe the inlaws to be hate each other and dream of GOT!