A Quentin Tarantino Silmarillion

[bunn]

I went down to the bottom end of the internet, where I found an inspired suggested casting for Fëanor:


"This is sharper than thy tongue, motherfucker!"

Tragically, this did look quite like Samuel L Jackson until I remembered that he was supposed to be wearing a helmet.  The helmet for some reason damaged the resemblance a bit.  But still!

Comments

[hhimring]

Perhaps the actual function of the helmet is to be a disguise? To prevent the citizens of Tirion from realizing immediately that SLJ is loose among them?