Disturbing searches 2

[bunn]

Doing keyword research for a client now in the throes of the final Christmas rush, for last minute promotions, I research the area of the remote controlled Dalek. There are many Dalek-related searches, but only one that counts as truly disturbing:

Dalek porn.

Yes, someone out there is googling for Dalek porn. I don't know if that is Daleks in revealing skimpy costumes, or porn created BY Daleks.

Frankly, I don't want to know.

Comments

[chainmailmaiden]

Could be the Katy Manning plus Dalek pics. If so, you are right, you really don't want to know.

(Though possibly one of philmophlegms Dr Who books would have them in if you were interested...)

[philmophlegm.livejournal.com]

http://members.fortunecity.com/noops212/katy_manning0004.jpg

My, what a big plunger you have...

[philmophlegm.livejournal.com]

Be fair, I had to Google it myself. I don't own enough Who literature to have obscure stuff like Katy Manning's various 'glamour's shots.

Parrot_knight has far more obscure Who literature than I do...

[bunn.livejournal.com]

I wonder....

With a sick sense of watching my own finger do something I didn't want them too, I found myself googling too - and found....


http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/28/dalek_film/

Good grief.

[bunn.livejournal.com]

That link don't work.

The one I posted to chainmailmaiden above, alas, does.

[bunn.livejournal.com]

OK, that sounded much ruder than intended, partly because my 's' key is slightly stuck and I didn't hit it hard enough.

Arg, that's even worse!

I'm bailing out of this thread....

[ladyofastolat.livejournal.com]

"Dalek porn?" I thought, after I followed your above link. "Now I've seen it all." I shook my head, chuckling at the strangess of people. "They'll be making Lego porn next."

Unable to resist, a few minutes later I gingerly typed in "Lego porn." Results came up. I haven't dared click on them, though. I think I want to forget this thread rather quickly.

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

Well all those plungers have to go somewhere ...

[philmophlegm.livejournal.com]

Works if you copy & paste.

[parrot-knight.livejournal.com]

I've got an article somewhere praising Dalek culture by Tim Collins, who later became a Conservative MP, which might be held to explain a lot; or, it might not.

[chainmailmaiden]

Tim Collins used to be my MP, I'd have liked him even more if i'd known he was fond of Daleks :-)

[chainmailmaiden]

I don't own enough Who literature to have obscure stuff like Katy Manning's various 'glamour' shots.

You do surprise me, I didn't think the Katy Manning shots were all that obscure. At least one of the books I own has them in...

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

Did you have to say that?