Strange biblical headlines

[bunn]

In today's spam I have the marvelously evocative headline: "One cherub and an abomination of Kabzeel" which I feel begs to be a Neil Gaiman short story.

I also have "An Estrange of Predicate" which sounds like a tale that only Ursula Le Guin could properly do credit to.

A Brazilian gentleman also wishes to offer me a "smelly roller coaster" : surely an invitation that no sane person would willingly reject ?

Comments

[bunn.livejournal.com]

I filter the enlargements and banks, but some of my spam is *so* weird that I think my automatic filtering blanches and turns pale with fear! I've tried all sorts of finetuning, but the more I filter, the more real email I end up losing. :-(

About the UK dogs community - dunno - I'm in the UK greyhounds community, there are a handful of folk on there, but it's not what you'd call busy, and I know that at least two of them are more active in off-LJ UK dog communities. I'd give it a go though.