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I just happened to notice that Google has a new Top Bunn.

 I don't think I noticed this in my previous Bunn-related posts, but it appears there is now an entire Bunn Leisure group running a small Empire of Leisure Villages and Camping Parks in Sussex.  It all looks quite terrifying and relentlessly cheery.   But it is undeniably Bunn-filled.  


Oh no!  I did notice them before!  Poop.  Oh well, I got to make 2 new Bunn jokes in this post anyway.  :-/

Accidentally Googled rather than typing in the start of the URL of my friends page, and was startled and delighted by the sheer range and versatility of Bunns available. 

Jolly (or, depending on perspective, rather grim)  set of bunn-related Holiday Parks

Quality Beverages (I love this one.  There's something about the word 'Bunn-o-matic' that pleases me enormously)

Proudly independent fertiliser manufacturers (blended or straight!) 

A bunn footballer (Blackburn Rovers)

Author of some quite epically corny-looking books (I freely admit,however, that I am judging them entirely by the covers.  For all I know they are works of Great Lit.  However, all I am concerned about really is that they are Bunn-related!) 

This made me LOL: a bunn Professor of Decision Sciences (and isn't he cute?  He looks like a little hamster.  Might start eating a mealworm at any moment).

A Lighting Designer (which made me want to put on a Grand Exhibition of Bunns, and have this Bunn illuminate it. 

And then this Bunn can photograph it! 

I now feel a bit of a fraud: here are all these genuine Bunns, striving away in their various enterprises, and I am not a real one at all.   Though, next to my search was the offer: