News from the Hill

[bunn]

We went back to search for the relic of the Eyeless Rabbit, but it wasn't there. I imagine someone else must have picked it up or trodden on it.

However, while we were looking someone told us that their dog had been attacked by a badger in broad daylight in that area the previous day.

If we were all in a novel, someone reading this blog would have the missing fact that would allow all these unconnected facts to come together into one superb conspiracy theory.

One more unconnected fact: the small park in Gunnislake is inhabited at 9am on a Wednesday almost entirely by trim ladies who despite being apparently in their 40's & 50's, expose their enviably excellent legs through the wearing of extremely short shorts. They all have labradors.

Comments

[skordh.livejournal.com]

The culprit is the dog. It has discovered the Holy Grail buried beneath Kit Hill. The Grail is an alien device of almost unlimited power (cf. miracles, King Arthur, faces on Mars etc...) and the dog has started to master its power, using it to create a species of eyeless rabbits (can't see it coming) and to hypnotise the most biteable people to bare their legs. The only person to cotton on to the dog's evil scheme has been turned into a badger.

[bunn.livejournal.com]

I feel I need to go and find the badger and get his story now...